The people that leave comments on Goop’s Facebook pics are all as dumb as a box of hair. (click to get a bigger version…)
she always makes it look so easy
RECAP: Gwynnie’s Relationship is Better than Yours
Today in #GOOP Gwynnie talks to a jackass new-agey couple whose relationship is better than yours will ever be. P.S. Hold on to your barf bags, kiddies…NO ONE in the history of humanity has ever has been asked out for a coffee in a manner quite so obnoxiously Tai-Chi-awful.
Gwyneth Paltrow on what she’ll let Apple be when she’s older
Sexuality Expert Gwyneth Paltrow Dubs Her 7-Year-Old Daughter Apple A “Lipstick Lesbian” / Queerty
"You either starve yourself; or you eat and you do serious cardio."
Gwyneth Paltrow.
Shut the fuck up you stupid fucking idiot, do you know how many young people look up to you? And here you are, fucking condoning a fucking eating disorder as though it is fucking normal behaviour? No, these are not the only options, so stop trying to tell people who are unhappy with their bodies that they only options they have, the only ones with a chance of working, are not fucking eating at fucking all, or eating then fucking exercising it all off afterwards. It’s not how it fucking works so SHUT THE FUCK UP.
(via youwannabewhoyoube)
"I love kaleplay."
—Gwyneth Paltrow, describing either a super rich antioxidant band, or her super rich antioxidant lovemaking rituals. (via goopyou)
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Catina Bolovitz: Shop owner, Grey and Palm Nursery Fixtures, Los Angeles, California
“Gwyneth and I were eating lunch at Yamashiro—the one in the Hills. I was very tired, and mentioned hating the sound of my…
